1. Girls who Create Facebook Account &
Forget their Password are the Same girls
who got pregnant but can’t Remember who
is Responsible”.πππππ
2. Anytime I want 2 swallow Eba & I
remember that ordinary snake swallowed
36million naira, I will just lose appetite…….οΏ½οΏ½
οΏ½οΏ½ οΏ½οΏ½πππππ
3. A BIG snake passed by boys hostel today. .
. Instead of my Guys to kill it they were busy
shouting: “Senior Man, Anything for the
Boys?”ππππ
4. The only time women don’t see well is
when they catch their men in bed with
another woman. They be like OMG WHAT AM
I SEEING?πππ
6. You have checked 25 girls in 1month and
no one has agreed. Can’t you see
womanizing is not your calling.? Why not try
evangelism??πππππ
7. The best way to punish your father is to
become a priest. He will call u father and u
answer him son, God loves u.ππππ
8. No girl on social media has pimples on
her face until you meet her physically. Is God
not a wonderful God?ππππ
9. All those girls in my class who hate maths
are now having plenty children cos they
couldn’t calculate their ovulation periods
they are getting pregnant any how*… Am
not in a good mood nti Don’t argue with
me….ππππ
10. A soldier will kill 100 human and he will
have peace, but you just use only one
person to do blood money, the spirit will not
allow you to rest. Don’t look at me like I’m
talking from experience o.πππππ
11. You are in Enugu State, she’s in Imo
State and she’s saying Distance won’t make
it work between you both…. buh she’s
telling someone far away in *Malaysia* dah
Love is all that matters… My Bro, Tag her
Name here let’s Swear for her together.ππππ
12. When NEPA takes liqht A true Nigerian
will stand up and check outside, to make
sure their neighbors don’t have light too!
And you believe you will make Heaven abi?ππππ
13. If you think money is the only thing that
changes people,You haven’t come across
the person in charge of food and drinks at a
ceremony*.πππππ
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